The Spell By Eathan Michaud A Ranma 1/2, Slayers, and Tenchi Muyo crossover Openning Theme!!!! {Inner Heart-Megumi Hayashibara} I don't own any of the characters, spells, items, or concepts of any of the series. If you sue me, you'll be wasting time, money and string cheese(mmmm... string cheese). Ranma was in a forest. He had retreived a book from the old freak earlier and was reading through it. 'A spell book? Why am I even surprised? Must've stolen it from the Amazons.' One spell caught Ranma's attention. It was in another language, like the other spells, but it stood out, somehow. He looked it over, then started speaking the incantation in a voice to low to hear, then shouted, "Ferrous Bleed!" Then... nothing. Ranma let off a disappointed sigh and said, "Nothing, I probably thought it was a cure or something." Suddenly, a rustling came from the bushes. Before the creature emerged, it let off a, "Miya!" Ranma's eyes widened in fear, and cried, "CAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" and he bolted, leaving the book behind. Out of the bushes, came Ryo-ohki, the space cabbit. She had thought that someone was there, but was wrong. She hopped her way back to the shrine, also leaving the book behind. Then, a shrill voice cried out, "Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!!" If one was from Nerima, you'd think it was Kodachi, but it wasn't, it was, Naga the White Serpent. She walked up and took the book, crying, "With this, I can finally defeat Lina! Ohohohohohohohohohohoho!!" and left, not knowing it was Lina's in the first place, thus she'd know all the spells. Notes Theme!!! {I and Myself-(I think Slayers)-Megumi Hayashibara} Author's notes: I honestly don't know why I wrote this. It must be a testament to my lose of sanity. Anyhow, I like string cheese(mmmm... string cheese). Anyhow once again, I'd like to say, thank you for putting up with my nonsense, and expect more in the future(I need someway to not have to write in my most natural form). My most favorite anime characters list!!!: Ranma 1/2=Happosai! Sailor Moon=Ami and Hatoru(A tie!) Tenchi Muyo=Sasami[What? No comment? It's the end of the world! We're all gonna die! No wait, that was one. Phew!] Slayers=Gourry(Behold! The Sword of Light... Bud Light!) Neon Genesis Evangelion=Rei(She's special.)[No she ain't! There's like twenty of her!](Shut up!) Dragonball=Future Trunks[He has a sister named Bra... you think they're related to Pantyhose?] Now, the ending theme to my fanfic! {Kagirinai Yokubou no Naka ni-Slayers-Megumi Hayashibara} Keidanko: [So that's it?] Eathan: (Yeah...) Keidanko: [That was boring.] Eathan: (...) Keidanko-chan: [Grrr...] Eathan: (Never, ever say that! Or I'll erase you from future fics!) Keidanko: [...] Guard1: There they are! Guard2: Get 'em! Guard3: Yeah! Eathan: (Hey! I'm the author!) Guard1: Yeah right! Eathan: (Fine! Paycheck Erasure!!!) Keidako-chan: [Yay! You saved us!] Eathan: (Us?) Keidanko-chan: [Call 'em off! Call 'em off!] Eathan: (Apologize.) Keidanko-chan: [Sorrysorrysorrysorry!] Eathan: (Guards, leave.) Eathan: (Let's wrap this up.) Keidanko-chan: [Sure, night everyone.../low voice\ Eathan's a wuss.] Eathan: (See ya.)